Mikhail "Misha" Nolan
Professional Trouble Maker
Connecticut Native
Professional Trouble Maker
Connecticut Native
URGENT: I am still in need of assistance paying my rent of $150/wk. Every little bit helps... thanks to all those who have already contributed!
Hi there! ๐๐ Iโm not entirely sure how you found me, but congratsโyouโve officially wandered into spicymisha.com ๐ถ๏ธ๐ฅ
This is my little corner of the internet where Iโll be documenting my adventures throughout 2026 โจ๐๐
Think of it as a social experiment ๐งช, a memoir-in-progress โ๏ธ, and a choose-your-own-adventure book ๐ฒโฆ except you get to vote ๐ณ๏ธ on the questionable life decisions I canโt seem to make on my own ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐.
Youโll want to check in from time to time โฐ to read blog posts ๐, see what Iโm working on ๐ ๏ธ, schedule time with me (yesโmy time is valuable ๐ ), and occasionally influence my life choices ๐ง โก
For the record, my time is currently valued at $33.33/hour ๐ธ๐ฎโbecause symmetry matters, vibes matter, and numerology is fun.
Many of you know I spent most of 2025 doing the hard, unglamorous work of addiction treatment ๐งฑ๐ชโค๏ธโ๐ฉน.
Some of you stepped up in huge waysโemotionally ๐ค, spiritually ๐, and financially ๐ตโand quite literally kept me afloat during the holidays ๐๐.
I donโt forget that. Ever. ๐ซถโจ
Soโฆ what is this exactly? ๐ค
Whatโs the point? ๐ฏ
I donโt have a fancy college degree hanging on my wall ๐๐ซ. That doesnโt mean Iโm not a smarty-pants ๐คโit just means academia and I decided to see other people ๐๐.
What I do have is a wide, oddly useful skill set ๐ง ๐ ๏ธ and a genuine love of figuring things out ๐๐ก.
I work with computers and creative tools ๐ป๐จ:
web and graphic design ๐๐๏ธ
document creation and cleanup ๐งพโจ
database wrangling ๐๏ธ๐ค
systems organization ๐งฉ๐
and yesโฆ spreadsheets ๐๐
Beautiful. Logical. Borderline-sexy spreadsheets ๐ฅ๐งฎ
I also believe in doing real-world, hands-on stuff ๐๐ช.
Need someone to hold the ladder while you clean the gutters? ๐งโโ๏ธ
Or better yetโyou hold the ladder while I do the dirty work ๐๐งผ.
Need help organizing your space ๐งน๐ฆ, setting up tech โ๏ธ๐ฑ, or fixing something thatโs been quietly mocking you for weeks? ๐ค๐
Iโm your guy ๐๐.
Sometimes the service is simpler ๐ฌ๐ซ: you talk, I listen ๐โค๏ธ.
An hour to vent ๐ฎโ๐จ, process ๐ง , brainstorm ๐ก, or just not be alone ๐.
Iโm not a licensed therapist ๐๏ธ๐ซ, but I am present, honest, and deeply invested in human beings figuring their stuff out ๐งญโจ.
Other things I might help with (because life is weird and Iโm adaptable ๐คนโโ๏ธ):
personal tech tutoring ๐จโ๐ซ๐ป (computers, phones, software that makes you feel 100 years old ๐ด๐ฑ)
basic branding or online presence setup ๐โจ
writing help, editing, or idea-storming โ๏ธ๐ญ
accountability check-ins โฑ๏ธโ
recovery-adjacent conversations and storytelling ๐๐
creative collaboration ๐ถ๐จ
problem-solving when youโre stuck in your own head ๐๐ง
This site isnโt about pretending I have everything figured out ๐โ.
Itโs about transparency ๐, connection ๐, creativity ๐จ, and letting curiosity lead the way ๐งญโwith a little spice ๐ถ๏ธ, a little humor ๐, and a lot of heart โค๏ธ๐ฅ.
If youโre here, youโre already part of the experiment ๐งช๐
Welcome ๐โจ๐ถ๏ธ