Hi there! 👋😏 I’m not entirely sure how you found me, but congrats—you’ve officially wandered into spicymisha.com 🌶️🔥

This is my little corner of the internet where I’ll be documenting my adventures throughout 2026 ✨📖🌍

Think of it as a social experiment 🧪, a memoir-in-progress ✍️, and a choose-your-own-adventure book 🎲… except you get to vote 🗳️ on the questionable life decisions I can’t seem to make on my own 🤷‍♂️😂.

You’ll want to check in from time to time ⏰ to read blog posts 📝, see what I’m working on 🛠️, schedule time with me (yes—my time is valuable 💅), and occasionally influence my life choices 🧠⚡

For the record, my time is currently valued at $33.33/hour 💸🔮—because symmetry matters, vibes matter, and numerology is fun.

Many of you know I spent most of 2025 doing the hard, unglamorous work of addiction treatment 🧱💪❤️‍🩹.

Some of you stepped up in huge ways—emotionally 🤍, spiritually 🙏, and financially 💵—and quite literally kept me afloat during the holidays 🛟🎄.
I don’t forget that. Ever. 🫶✨

So… what is this exactly? 🤔
What’s the point? 🎯

I don’t have a fancy college degree hanging on my wall 🎓🚫. That doesn’t mean I’m not a smarty-pants 🤓—it just means academia and I decided to see other people 💔📚.

What I do have is a wide, oddly useful skill set 🧠🛠️ and a genuine love of figuring things out 🔍💡.

I work with computers and creative tools 💻🎨:

• web and graphic design 🌐🖌️

• document creation and cleanup 🧾✨

• database wrangling 🗄️🤠

• systems organization 🧩📊

• and yes… spreadsheets 😏📈

Beautiful. Logical. Borderline-sexy spreadsheets 🔥🧮

I also believe in doing real-world, hands-on stuff 🙌🪜.
Need someone to hold the ladder while you clean the gutters? 🧗‍♂️
Or better yet—you hold the ladder while I do the dirty work 😎🧼.

Need help organizing your space 🧹📦, setting up tech ⚙️📱, or fixing something that’s been quietly mocking you for weeks? 😤💀

I’m your guy 👈😌.

Sometimes the service is simpler 💬🫂: you talk, I listen 👂❤️.
An hour to vent 😮‍💨, process 🧠, brainstorm 💡, or just not be alone 🌙.

I’m not a licensed therapist 🛋️🚫, but I am present, honest, and deeply invested in human beings figuring their stuff out 🧭✨.

Other things I might help with (because life is weird and I’m adaptable 🤹‍♂️):

• personal tech tutoring 👨‍🏫💻 (computers, phones, software that makes you feel 100 years old 👴📱)

• basic branding or online presence setup 🌐✨

• writing help, editing, or idea-storming ✍️💭

• accountability check-ins ⏱️✅

• recovery-adjacent conversations and storytelling 🔄📖

• creative collaboration 🎶🎨

• problem-solving when you’re stuck in your own head 🌀🧠

This site isn’t about pretending I have everything figured out 🙃❌.
It’s about transparency 🔍, connection 🔗, creativity 🎨, and letting curiosity lead the way 🧭—with a little spice 🌶️, a little humor 😂, and a lot of heart ❤️🔥.

If you’re here, you’re already part of the experiment 🧪👀
Welcome 😌✨🌶️